Hey, don't think I haven't considered it: "Man Breaks Into Washington DC Five Guys, Makes Himself Cheeseburger".
Ich möchte Meow Mix! Schnell!
On the other hand, to borrow from Freud, sometimes a pile of mulch is just a pile of mulch.
This must be the most amazing hole-in-one of all time.
New BBQ and wet bar combo from Paco Enterprises...