"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Monday, August 29, 2016
Gag worthy
Like Plan 9 From Outer Space, only without the 10th rate special effects: Southside With You.
Future cult classic? Statistical probability = 0. Frankly, I'd rather watch a movie about Nixon's first date.
Where are the masses who flocked to him almost eight years ago? The ones who stood for hours on the National Mall to get a glimpse of the god/king/savior? Could it be that the altars are coming down? Guess the devotees' patience waiting for the freebies is dissapating...or the kook-aid is wearing off.
It's Tika Sumpter's girlish princess fantasy apparently. Mills and Boon, nothing more. It's weird watching the so-sophisticated courtiers who think they have to pay hommage to this trifle.
Forcing them to watch it could break the resolve of the islamists at Guantanamo.
ReplyDelete"If you don't talk, we'll play it again!"
Bleah! That's like watching a dog turd dry. Thank you, no.
ReplyDeleteI usually wait for movies to show up on DVD or TV before I watch them. Glad to know here's one I can skip.
ReplyDeleteWhere are the masses who flocked to him almost eight years ago? The ones who stood for hours on the National Mall to get a glimpse of the god/king/savior? Could it be that the altars are coming down? Guess the devotees' patience waiting for the freebies is dissapating...or the kook-aid is wearing off.
ReplyDeleteThis film is the second creepiest thing about their first date.
ReplyDeleteOn the site of a Baskin Robbins where they had ice cream is a stone memorial.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Plaque-Marks-First-Couples-First-Kiss-Chicago-166393916.html
People in the future are going to wonder what we were thinking.
Well, that or they'll be burning books to cook their dogs so they won't believe in some "Golden Age".
It's Tika Sumpter's girlish princess fantasy apparently. Mills and Boon, nothing more. It's weird watching the so-sophisticated courtiers who think they have to pay hommage to this trifle.
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