"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
I love how she's just so competent that we have to elect her. But she just so absent-minded that she thinks the C is for alphabetical order and doesn't realize that upcoming drone strikes should be kept secret.
The biggest problem I have with Clinton lies (starting with Bill's "I didn't inhale") is that they accuse me of being an idiot by their very utterance.
The Thai Royal family's boat was sinking in the Royal lake. No one helped them because they were living gods, to touch them was unthinkable. So they all drowned.
Leaders with too much charisma can live in an untouchable bubble. Hereditary bureaucrats and courtesans (eunuchs?) would run the country in the old world, while the king slept in the pleasure garden, waking briefly to bark a few orders which kept his servants on their toes.
rinardman, (shaking head) tsk tsk tsk. You know you aren't allowed to have hunches, and think someone is flawed (even if it is a gargoyle masquerading as a grannie).
Trump could make a trip to the affected states, while Hillary's minions were still attempting to awake her. And when they finally succeed, her question is, "Are they my supporters?"
Good analogy. I've thought that Democrats are like the kids that mom warns to stay out of the cookie jar. She leaves the kitchen and the one heads directly to the jar. Little brother tells him not to, but he does. He knocks the jar to the floor shattering it. He stands among shards of ceramic and cookies and points a accusing finger at little brother as the culprit.
I love how she's just so competent that we have to elect her.
ReplyDeleteBut she just so absent-minded that she thinks the C is for alphabetical order and doesn't realize that upcoming drone strikes should be kept secret.
The biggest problem I have with Clinton lies (starting with Bill's "I didn't inhale") is that they accuse me of being an idiot by their very utterance.
The Thai Royal family's boat was sinking in the Royal lake. No one helped them because they were living gods, to touch them was unthinkable. So they all drowned.
ReplyDeleteLeaders with too much charisma can live in an untouchable bubble. Hereditary bureaucrats and courtesans (eunuchs?) would run the country in the old world, while the king slept in the pleasure garden, waking briefly to bark a few orders which kept his servants on their toes.
Ya know, I'm starting to think Hilliary Clinton is a flawed candidate.
ReplyDeleteJust call it a hunch.
rinardman, (shaking head) tsk tsk tsk. You know you aren't allowed to have hunches, and think someone is flawed (even if it is a gargoyle masquerading as a grannie).
DeleteAnyway, look over there, hurricane! Hilla-what?
ReplyDeleteTrump could make a trip to the affected states, while Hillary's minions were still attempting to awake her. And when they finally succeed, her question is, "Are they my supporters?"
DeleteShe's like a three year old who just broke Mom's best lamp. "I didn't do it, it just happened, somebody else did it."
ReplyDeleteGood analogy. I've thought that Democrats are like the kids that mom warns to stay out of the cookie jar. She leaves the kitchen and the one heads directly to the jar. Little brother tells him not to, but he does. He knocks the jar to the floor shattering it. He stands among shards of ceramic and cookies and points a accusing finger at little brother as the culprit.
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