...her Mamluks want to settle her into the White House.
Oy vey. They ought to be feeding apple sauce to this woman on a long spoon through an aperture in her cell door, but, instead, hey, why don't we just give her the nuke codes?
Time for national-symbol truth in labeling; we ought to retire the bald eagle and replace it with this...
Update: Need more evidence that she's non compos mentis? "Hillary Clinton Eyes Vice President Joe Biden As Her Secretary of State".
"Sweet! And I was going to settle for ambassador to the Austro-Hungarian Empire!"