The late, great Flip Wilson teaches some history you definitely won't find in books.
Bob Menery says what sports announcers would likw to say, but don't dare (language alert).
Well, it's something to put on the mantle, anyway (from a special feature at Powerline, "The Year in Pictures")...
I think rule #1 of shoplifting is not to draw attention to yourself (H/T: Mrs. Paco).
Customer in Madison, WI barbershop gets the "Larry Fine" cut - against his wishes. (H/T: Ditto)