Friday, May 25, 2018

Yeah, what's up with that?

Hillary was spotted in Boston today wearing a scarf and a heavy coat while the temperature climbed into the eighties.

My own theory is that her exoskeleton is in the shop for a lube job.

Speaking of Boston, the city's police commissioner had some pretty predictable things to say about guns, in comments he made about the recent House vote to liberalize concealed-carry laws. But what I really wanted to point out was this fellow's unusual physiognomy. He looks like the love child of Arwen Undómiel and Pa Kettle.


rinardman said...

My own theory is that her exoskeleton is in the shop for a lube job.


Harve Bennet: Hilliary Clinton, politician. A woman barely alive.

Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic harridan!

RebeccaH said...

Maybe Hill is wearing a Kevlar body suit because she's finally realized how many people hate her. Or you could just be right about the exoskeleton.

Man, that Evans character could put a person's eye out with that nose.

Paco said...

Honestly, if he could wiggle his ears, I bet he could hover several feet off the ground. With that needle beak, he'd be...Mosquito Man.

Jonah said...

Pa Kettle and Arwen Whatsit.

This calls for a Detective Paco story of how those two met and produced that creature.