So, lefties, come and gitcha some! And I ain't talkin' donuts.

Update: Sorry we were sold out by the time you got there, Bill. But don't lose hope: more brains are on order!
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Perfect! I always knew that leftists were lockstep zombies.
ReplyDeleteJust one thing. Knowing what their heads are full of now, it would be a good idea to remove it first, before installing their new 25 cent brains. There's a well known business that could take care of that: Winston Rothschild's Sewage & Septic Sucking Services*
ReplyDeleteHis moto: No tank too big
No tank too small
Teacup, or cesspool
We suck'em all
*Highly recommended by the Red Green show.
Are the brains sourced responsibly, free trade, and all that?
ReplyDeleteConvenient too. The pick up looks to be in the back alley. Drive-thru, perhaps? And don't forget to grab a refreshing 7-Up to wash down that donut. You know it's Progressive because of the hole in the middle.
Deb: Our brains are sourced by experts.
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