Saturday, June 9, 2018

June sale!

Progressivism is largely a function of inadequate mental capacity. Paco Enterprises, in the spirit of public service, is happy to offer a solution.

So, lefties, come and gitcha some! And I ain't talkin' donuts.

Update: Sorry we were sold out by the time you got there, Bill. But don't lose hope: more brains are on order!


RebeccaH said...

Perfect! I always knew that leftists were lockstep zombies.

rinardman said...

Just one thing. Knowing what their heads are full of now, it would be a good idea to remove it first, before installing their new 25 cent brains. There's a well known business that could take care of that: Winston Rothschild's Sewage & Septic Sucking Services*

His moto: No tank too big
No tank too small
Teacup, or cesspool
We suck'em all

*Highly recommended by the Red Green show.

Deborah said...

Are the brains sourced responsibly, free trade, and all that?

Convenient too. The pick up looks to be in the back alley. Drive-thru, perhaps? And don't forget to grab a refreshing 7-Up to wash down that donut. You know it's Progressive because of the hole in the middle.

Paco said...

Deb: Our brains are sourced by experts.