Sunday, September 9, 2018

Pro tip

Don't carry your cell phone in the same pocket with a loose credit card, driver's license or your damned concealed carry permit, especially if the phone is inserted in one of those rubber cases to protect it from sharp impacts. What can happen is, when you take the cell phone out of your pocket, the credit card, driver's license or your damned concealed carry permit can get caught on the lip of the phone protector and dumped on the floor without your even knowing it. And you can't always count on some wonderful good Samaritan to find your credit card, driver's license or your damned concealed carry permit and turn it in at the lost & found department at Walmart.

This has been a public service announcement from Paco Enterprises.

3 comments:

bruce said...

And announce it over the PA?

rinardman said...

Having just recently gotten your damned concealed carry permit, you're lucky to have gotten the warning before it happened to you. But, it would be silly to think you would do something like that, in the first place.

Paco said...

Heh. That would be silly, wouldn't it. A purely hypothetical situation, I assure you.