Among the many interesting, er, high-class items that will be featured at the upcoming tag sale at the ancestral home is this one:
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
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"Penile Appendage Chopper-Offer"
No.
You put your nose in it, and let it rip.
Then you're in too much pain to think about sex.
Speaking of, it occurred to me that de Gaulle was the real winner of the War in the long run. You can admire Churchill (Australians tend to blame him for family losses in Gallipoli and Singapore though) but what about de Gaulle? Very annoying but got everything he wanted and more. Trump has a lot of that same chutzpah, good for him. (Would de Gaulle have set up a UN? Only if it benefited France. We used to hate the French for their selfishness, but maybe they are right in the long run, 'Enlightened self-interest').
A little at a time, or all at once?
Change "French" to "feminist", and Paco Enterprises would make a bundle selling those!
LOL, Zardoz.
JeffS, I think you're on to something.
Is it just my eyesight, or is that ...er.. French device.. sized more for a pencil than... er… than for the declared purpose?
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