"Miner finds giant 5,655-Carat emerald in Zambia worth up to £2m".
In the process of planting flowers and shrubs in my yard, I have dug up:
1) Four pieces of rebar;
2) A rusty bicycle taillight;
3) A giant dead magnolia root
The Paco Mines are not looking too promising right now (which, naturally, should have little or no impact on our ability to move Class C Non-Voting shares. Each certificate features an engraving of a pulchritudinous lady prospector, suitable for framing!)