Sunday, November 11, 2018

Sunday funnies



Chopping cinder blocks...with your mind.


Congratulations to Milton, who's just completed 20 years of service as manager of the Paco Enterprises complaint desk!



Funny pitch for the movie Halloween.



Project for the weekend (via David Thompson).



You can combat evil with goodness...or, in the case of the Addams family, with sheer weirdness.



From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures".



Democratic Nazism (totally not like the old Nazism).

10 comments:

Mike_W said...

I think I've dealt with Milton in the past when asking about overdue royalty checks for MY idea: Paco Industries Foreign Correspondent Chest Wig™

rinardman said...

From the flat-earther's website FAQ: As seen in the diagrams above, the earth is in the form of a disk with the North Pole in the center and Antarctica as a wall around the edge. This is the generally accepted model among members of the society. In this model, circumnavigation is performed by moving in a great circle around the North Pole.
The earth is surrounded on all sides by an ice wall that holds the oceans back.


Oh, no! Does that mean when all the Antarctic ice melts because of globull warmening, the oceans will all drain over the edge of the Earth, out into space? Or will gravity pull it all over to the opposite side of the Earth? Which begs the question (surprisingly, not asked/answered on the FAQ page): what's on the bottom side of the flat Earth?

Mike_W said...

rinardman: "what's on the bottom side of the flat Earth?"
Turtles, all the way down.

rinardman said...

Turtles, all the way down.

Well, I hope none of'em burps, or we'll end up in the mud, like Yertle the turtle.

HAL9000 said...

Turtle burps are what cause earthquakes.

Deborah said...

And here I thought earthquakes were caused by turtle farts.

JeffS said...

That's a good a theory as any, Deborah!

RebeccaH said...

Wasn't there supposed to be an elephant or something holding up all those turtles?

Also, congratulations to Milton for his years of service. Does one give a gold watch to a cockroach, or just a set of ties to go with that spiffy one he's wearing?

Paco said...

Actually, Milton's been dead for 17 of those 20 years, but he dried out nicely and it hasn't affected his job performance.

Mike_W said...

I thought Milton was rather quiet...apart from the strange rustling sound.