Sunday, November 11, 2018
Sunday funnies
Chopping cinder blocks...with your mind.
Congratulations to Milton, who's just completed 20 years of service as manager of the Paco Enterprises complaint desk!
Funny pitch for the movie Halloween.
Project for the weekend (via David Thompson).
You can combat evil with goodness...or, in the case of the Addams family, with sheer weirdness.
From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures".
Democratic Nazism (totally not like the old Nazism).
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I think I've dealt with Milton in the past when asking about overdue royalty checks for MY idea: Paco Industries Foreign Correspondent Chest Wig™
From the flat-earther's website FAQ: As seen in the diagrams above, the earth is in the form of a disk with the North Pole in the center and Antarctica as a wall around the edge. This is the generally accepted model among members of the society. In this model, circumnavigation is performed by moving in a great circle around the North Pole.
The earth is surrounded on all sides by an ice wall that holds the oceans back.
Oh, no! Does that mean when all the Antarctic ice melts because of globull warmening, the oceans will all drain over the edge of the Earth, out into space? Or will gravity pull it all over to the opposite side of the Earth? Which begs the question (surprisingly, not asked/answered on the FAQ page): what's on the bottom side of the flat Earth?
rinardman: "what's on the bottom side of the flat Earth?"
Turtles, all the way down.
Turtles, all the way down.
Well, I hope none of'em burps, or we'll end up in the mud, like Yertle the turtle.
Turtle burps are what cause earthquakes.
And here I thought earthquakes were caused by turtle farts.
That's a good a theory as any, Deborah!
Wasn't there supposed to be an elephant or something holding up all those turtles?
Also, congratulations to Milton for his years of service. Does one give a gold watch to a cockroach, or just a set of ties to go with that spiffy one he's wearing?
Actually, Milton's been dead for 17 of those 20 years, but he dried out nicely and it hasn't affected his job performance.
I thought Milton was rather quiet...apart from the strange rustling sound.
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