Learning southern English.
The next step after deplatforming: "Zuckerberg Buys Alcatraz Island to House Violators of New Facebook Hate Speech Policy".
The easier way to buy politicians.
A couple of "headlines" from the People's Cube sidebar item, "News We Don't Have Time to Write About":
West Virginia renames itself Eastern Kentucky to avoid further embarrassment from Virginia
Orwell studies: 84% of academics believe problems raised in 1984 can be fixed with solutions from Animal Farm
Rod and reel? That's for pussies!
A kouple of kanoodling kookaburras cause power outage in Australia.
Reminds me of Daisy, the official dog of Paco Enterprises...
That adorable little Aussie monster looks like a actual barking moonbat.
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ReplyDeleteYou say that little critter on that man's thumb couldn't kill you. I say he looks like he could chew his way clear up to your face.
ReplyDeleteDoes anybody actually know what that thing is?
ReplyDeleteGoogle reverse image search tells me it's a cute little Western Pygmy Possum heavily photoshopped (cat's jaws?). Here's the original:
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Love the southern culture in this weeks funnies.
'Kookaburra sits on the 'lectric wire, Jumping up and down, with his pants on fire.' is a song we sang in school, but the refrain 'Gay your life must be' may have made it less popular now.
The canine teeth lead me to believe it is one of our four carnivorous marsupials and the white spots point toward the little darling being a quoll.
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I've never seen a quoll and always imagined that they would be much bigger than that, but I guess he could be a youngster who has just lost his milk teeth.
Ok, so it's not a baby drop bear.
ReplyDeleteOh we don't let people take pics of those, but you'll know it when you see it...
ReplyDeleteYeah. When it's...too late.
ReplyDeleteOur drop bears are not actually aggressive and have been very successful in promoting friendly relations between locals and tourists -- especially between boy locals and girl tourists.
ReplyDeleteHere is some rare footage which has been released for public information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qHQHYmsUJc
That barcode idea sounds efficient, provided there is a proper audit trail. I was auditing expense vouchers of a government contractor once and I found a report from one of its lobbyists. The only item on it was "Gratuity for congressman: $42." I must admit, I was shocked that he came so cheaply.
ReplyDeleteOT: Amazon Prime has a streaming video series called "Good Omens." It's a hilarious adaptation of Neil Gaiman's and Terry Pratchett's book of the name about the end of the world and what happens after Armageddon. You can watch it all at once or the six episodes individually.
Let's spread good stories like this again.
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