Sunday, June 23, 2019

Sunday funnies



Learning southern English.




The next step after deplatforming: "Zuckerberg Buys Alcatraz Island to House Violators of New Facebook Hate Speech Policy".

The easier way to buy politicians.

A couple of "headlines" from the People's Cube sidebar item, "News We Don't Have Time to Write About":

West Virginia renames itself Eastern Kentucky to avoid further embarrassment from Virginia

Orwell studies: 84% of academics believe problems raised in 1984 can be fixed with solutions from Animal Farm

Rod and reel? That's for pussies!

A kouple of kanoodling kookaburras cause power outage in Australia.

Reminds me of Daisy, the official dog of Paco Enterprises...



15 comments:

Spiny Norman said...

That adorable little Aussie monster looks like a actual barking moonbat.

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RebeccaH said...

You say that little critter on that man's thumb couldn't kill you. I say he looks like he could chew his way clear up to your face.

Paco said...

Does anybody actually know what that thing is?

bruce said...

Google reverse image search tells me it's a cute little Western Pygmy Possum heavily photoshopped (cat's jaws?). Here's the original:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tfaje/not_all_australian_animals_want_to_kill_you

Love the southern culture in this weeks funnies.

'Kookaburra sits on the 'lectric wire, Jumping up and down, with his pants on fire.' is a song we sang in school, but the refrain 'Gay your life must be' may have made it less popular now.

Skeeter said...

The canine teeth lead me to believe it is one of our four carnivorous marsupials and the white spots point toward the little darling being a quoll.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quoll
I've never seen a quoll and always imagined that they would be much bigger than that, but I guess he could be a youngster who has just lost his milk teeth.

Paco said...

Ok, so it's not a baby drop bear.

bruce said...

Oh we don't let people take pics of those, but you'll know it when you see it...

Paco said...

Yeah. When it's...too late.

Skeeter said...

Our drop bears are not actually aggressive and have been very successful in promoting friendly relations between locals and tourists -- especially between boy locals and girl tourists.
Here is some rare footage which has been released for public information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qHQHYmsUJc

HAL9000 said...

That barcode idea sounds efficient, provided there is a proper audit trail. I was auditing expense vouchers of a government contractor once and I found a report from one of its lobbyists. The only item on it was "Gratuity for congressman: $42." I must admit, I was shocked that he came so cheaply.

OT: Amazon Prime has a streaming video series called "Good Omens." It's a hilarious adaptation of Neil Gaiman's and Terry Pratchett's book of the name about the end of the world and what happens after Armageddon. You can watch it all at once or the six episodes individually.

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