Saturday, August 31, 2019

So, he's not lying, he's just "embellishing"?

David Brooks's credibility is already, as they say, lower than a whale turd on the bottom of the ocean. But with his latest excuses for Joe Biden's "mistakes", I'd say that turd just slipped over the edge of the Mariana Trench.
“Biden may be aging, and maybe that’s an issue. I think it’s a legitimate issue for voters to think about. But he’s not mendacious. He’s not irresponsible. He may embellish a story to improve its dramatic effect. And he may be forgetting things. Our memories are just much more fallible than we think. Every memory expert will tell you that. And when you’re on the campaign trail doing thousands of events, traveling everywhere, things get jostled in your mind. So, it could be just the normal jostling of [the] campaign.”
So, he may just be a few months away from spooning mashed potatoes down his pants and hiding from the boogie man in his clothes hamper. Comforting, Dave, very comforting.

6 comments:

rinardman said...

And when you’re on the campaign trail doing thousands of events, traveling everywhere, things get jostled in your mind.

'Thousands of events'? I think poor David's mind is about as "jostled" as Slow Joe's mind is.

Maybe he means it would take Biden thousands of events to draw as many people as Donald Trump does in one event.

RebeccaH said...

David Brooks is just trying to cover his own sweet behind. If it turns out Biden is just telling lies, Brooks can fall back on the "embellishment" trope. If it turns out that Biden really is on the downhill slide, Brooks can say he saw it coming. Not that we won't know what Brooks is doing, but he thinks he's protecting himself.

bruce said...

We get NPR TV over here, glad to see they have replaced Brookes with Ramesh Ponnuru who deserves to be heard. Not that I follow it but noticed while channel-surfing.

Veeshir said...

That was a flat out lie.
I'm surprised he didn't tell the story about the time he and Hillary were under fire in Kosovo.

Shorter Brooks:
"Sure Biden is a lying sack of gov't maggot who's never done anything but be elected to office, lie and sell influence, but Orangeman Bad!"

Jonah said...

What eight good things does Biden do to offset every one gaffe?

Veeshir said...

1. He trades influence to get his son sweetheart deals with foreign gov'ts.
2. He trades influence to get his brother sweetheary deals.
3. He trades influence to get himself rich.
4. Orange man bad
5. Orange man bad
6. Orange man bad
7. Orange man bad
8. Orange man bad