"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
Sweet!
I think I'll buy a raccoon.
Update Thanks to a timely tip from friend and commenter JeffS, I decided to get something cooler than a raccoon.
Ya want raccoons? I got yer raccoons. They're friendly little critters who will nightly recustomize yer vehicle with their paw prints for that authentic look.
FYI Do not leave a window down and a bag of kibble on the back seat. The kibble will disappear faster than guns in a canoe.
I noticed A story about great white sharks congregating off Southport. The breezes must not be the only thing that is salubrious. BBQ is healthy, right?
A Bond villain shark tank is a step towards Paconista world domination: Subversive Paco Enterprises Control Transfer Resurgence Entity (S.P.E.C.T.R.E).
At least NC Wildlife don't steal picnic baskets like Yogi Bear.
ReplyDeleteCash only? That sounds a bit suspicious. Are you sure this isn't a illicit wildlife smuggling operation?
ReplyDeleteAnd don't get a raccoon. They're nasty critters. Get a nice little bunny rabbit. They're tasty.
Are you looking for a change from your fedora?
ReplyDeleteYa want raccoons? I got yer raccoons. They're friendly little critters who will nightly recustomize yer vehicle with their paw prints for that authentic look.
ReplyDeleteFYI Do not leave a window down and a bag of kibble on the back seat. The kibble will disappear faster than guns in a canoe.
I noticed A story about great white sharks congregating off Southport. The breezes must not be the only thing that is salubrious. BBQ is healthy, right?
ReplyDeleteA Bond villain shark tank is a step towards Paconista world domination: Subversive Paco Enterprises Control Transfer Resurgence Entity (S.P.E.C.T.R.E).
ReplyDeleteNaw, they're friendly fellows.
ReplyDeleteStupid sharks, it's a month or more till spring break.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!
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