Thursday, March 5, 2020

Chief Fauxcahontas: I will run no more forever

Probably too much to hope for with regard to the future, but, for now, at least, we are spared the possibility of being nagged from the White House for four years by this bespectacled harpy: "Elizabeth Warren Drops Out of White House Race".

Apologies to the shade of Chief Joseph for appropriating and altering his famous quote. BTW, I don't think Chief Joseph would have supported Warren either; looks like he might have been a Bloomberg man: "Big name often stands on small legs".

Update Haw! From the Babylon Bee: "Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces".
The Cherokee expressed mixed emotions at seeing Warren return, from "Who are you?" to "How many times do we have to tell you that if you're not gonna play some slots at the casino, then you're gonna need to leave?"

4 comments:

Veeshir said...

I wonder if she blew her Mass senate-hood, considering she lost Mass in the primary.
How funny would it be if Trump's coattails beat her in the general election?

Very funny.

Paco said...

Side-splitting, is what it would be.

RebeccaH said...

I'm so glad to see the end of Warren (at least for this cycle) because she is the exact image of every stiff-necked, pursed-lipped school teacher I ever hated.

Paco said...

She is the spitting image of my 10th grade English teacher, who was also an extreme leftist.