Today's Chuck Norris fact: Tom Brady can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Tom Brady even farther.

Joe Biden is going to confiscate my assault rifle? That's hilarious!"
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Happy birthday, Mr. Norris sir.
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles. He claps his hands and they blow themselves out.
Funny! I thought he just gave em "The look".
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