"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
All a mistake
Bubba Wallace: "No, man, I said moose, there was a moose in my bay. Now just forget it and let's get back to the track."
It was a noose. So what if it hung there for months before I got there. It's illegal to tie nooses ... or something. Y'all just tryin' to knock me off my pedestal.
And then there was the time I found a viking in the stable - yes, I had a Norse in my hay.
ReplyDeleteBubba Wallace: But thanks for the adulation. It made me feel like a winner which, of course, I've never been.
ReplyDeleteGarage doors matter.
ReplyDeleteIt's our fault for being so racist.
ReplyDeleteIt was a noose. So what if it hung there for months before I got there. It's illegal to tie nooses ... or something. Y'all just tryin' to knock me off my pedestal.
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