I'm thinking of putting together a mob to go around the country violently erecting statues. Who's with me?
I figured we'd start with statues of Selim the Drunkard and Sviatopolk the Accursed. That ought to make the anarchists scratch their heads a bit.
Who else should we honor?
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How about one for Merl the Uncouth?
Vlad the Impaler.
With a stake for impaling people.
Decorative and useful.
Jeff: Hmmm. Merl the Uncouth. Is he the guy who usurped the throne of Zog the Flatulent?
V: Practical statuary. I like it.
The left has no sense of humor, so I propose Alfred E. Neuman, and Marx.
Groucho, not the other one.
Is he the guy who usurped the throne of Zog the Flatulent?
No, he cut in front of Veryl the Debaucher in the admissions line at a movie theater. I think it was Beryl the Bombastic who usuruped Zog the Flatulent.
All four of them deserve statues, I think.
Curley Larry and Moe
With the motto
"Every time you think you weaken the Nation"
Curly, Larry and Moe. Yeah, that's the ticket.
If they try to pull down that statue.
We the follicly challenged, will rise up in all our bouffant glory.
And strike down with great vengeance, those that wish to desecrate our heritage.
For it is written, we all knew a kid at school, who had a buzzcut and bowl cut or a frizz.
We will grab them by the rat tails and kick them in the merkin.
Nothing would make the anarchists scratch their heads, except maybe statues of black people.
If it's a statue of a white guy it's doomed.
I vote for the character Zed in the movie Zardoz: Sean Connery in full poncey costume and high heels.
Either that or Ronald McDonald. There still ought to be plenty of those lying around.
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