Saturday, April 17, 2021

Sunday funnies

 











Speaking of wise guys...




My advice? Choose another destination.  (H/T: Ditto)

Jack Benny's foolproof home security system.


From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures".







6 comments:

Steve Skubinna said...

Ah, the Norwegian Blue! Beautiful plumage!

Veeshir said...

That's pretty stupid turning your back on an elephant.
Sure it was playful, but it might have decided the person was a threat and there's nothing you can do if that happens. Except bury the remains I guess.

That parrot looks as if it's pining for the Fords.
Or some maybe the Dodges.

bruce said...

Yes, Veeshir, elephants kill around 500 people each year and are among the most dangerous animals. Also, you can not outrun them, surprisingly.

RebeccaH said...

You actually can bake 3-2-1 instant cake in a coffee mug. First, you mix a box of any cake mix with a box of angel food cake mix (store the extra in a jar), measure out three tablespoons of the mix in the mug, pour in two tablespoons of water, mix well, and put in the microwave for one minute on high. 3-2-1. Instant cake. I've also varied the measurements and put fruit in. Works fine when you don't want to take an hour or so and make a whole cake.

Paco said...

Rebecca: I'm not sure a cup-o-cake will be sufficient to hit the spot, but I think it would be fun to try cokking it that way.

Steve: The parrot is clearly emaciated. Definitely pining for something.

Paco said...

Rebecca: Or even "cooking" it that way (sigh. Measure twice, cut once).