"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Imagine how hilarious it would be if the cards were written in, say, China by someone with two years of high school English. His job? Retranslate into English some stale pick-up lines that have been translated into Chinese.
Greetings, nice lady. How did it transpire that a person of your category arrived in a location similar to this one?
Hello, woman. What is your astrological representation?
Hubba hubba, and other indications of the tumescence you are provoking with your interesting curvature and flower smells.
“There’s a sucker born every minute.”
ReplyDelete$1.98
ReplyDeleteDo they have more expensive cards if you want a higher-class woman? Kinda like "you get what you pay for"?
And if I 'win' a woman, do I have to pay taxes on my winnings?
If I had ever been handed a card like that, I would have had a very hard time controlling my face.
ReplyDeleteI know guys who have cards that get women.
ReplyDeleteThey're called 'money' and those guys have lots of it.
Imagine how hilarious it would be if the cards were written in, say, China by someone with two years of high school English. His job? Retranslate into English some stale pick-up lines that have been translated into Chinese.
ReplyDeleteGreetings, nice lady. How did it transpire that a person of your category arrived in a location similar to this one?
Hello, woman. What is your astrological representation?
Hubba hubba, and other indications of the tumescence you are provoking with your interesting curvature and flower smells.