"FLASHBACK: Fauci Lied to a Young Boy Saying He Vaccinated Santa Claus.
Actually, according to investigative reporting done by the staff of Paco World News Daily (PWND), Fauci's claim is true: he really did vaccinate Santa Claus. There were, however, some unfortunate side effects...
I lied to my kids constantly about Santa Claus, so I can't get too upset at this. In this case, Fauci was reassuring a child that Santa would leave presents, but it might have been better if he'd just told the kid that Santa can't get sick instead of pushing his usual vaccination BS.
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ReplyDeleteThat's the only Santa who should be calling on little Tony.
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