Saturday, December 24, 2022

Nancy Pelosi's swan song

 Or "Shwanza" song, rather. 


I hope the old bag falls off her pile of money and breaks her neck (take it easy; wishing people misfortune is an ancient Shwanza custom). 

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  1. Hey, it's hard to make all the sounds when the skin of your face is botoxed tighter than a drum. You should see her try to smile.

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  2. You should see her try to smile.

    Yeah, pretty gruesome. Looks like somebody shoving an old piano through a sheet of drywall.

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  3. Oh heck with it. Kwanzaa's a fake holiday, and Pelosi's a fake human being.

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  4. How would a broken neck bother the undead?

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  5. Her denture cream failed again. Over Botoxed, denture failure, plus the effects of all the toasts she imbibed on her way off the dias.

    Btw, will Blacks be upset that she (obviously) disparaged their holiday.

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  6. Merry Pissedmas, Nancy.
    From the United Booze Producers of America.

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