"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Wednesday, December 14, 2022
Working-with-your-hands Wednesday
Also, from the R&D department at Paco Enterprises, here are a few items currently in development.
Well, the skateboard axle would allow some steering by leaning, but I wouldn't count on any sharp turns. And the wheels are so small they wouldn't be very good on anything but smooth pavement. There's no clearance concern, so why not put something like 6-inch rubber wheels on it? I'm somewhat impressed by his fabrication abilities, not so much by the idea.
And it has three wheels, so I'd say it's a tricycle.
Ah, all of the objections you gentlemen raised are answered in the longer, more detailed video, available from Paco Enterprises DIY, Inc. for just five dollars and two box-tops.
Gregory: I kind of like the automatic self-smoker. Since I no longer indulge myself in tobacco, maybe I could get away with a little second hand smoke.
[Mrs. Paco's voice in the background]: No you couldn't.
He doesn’t show how to steer that bike. Possibly by leaning, but I’d want to see it in action before laying down $$$$.
ReplyDeleteWell, the skateboard axle would allow some steering by leaning, but I wouldn't count on any sharp turns. And the wheels are so small they wouldn't be very good on anything but smooth pavement. There's no clearance concern, so why not put something like 6-inch rubber wheels on it? I'm somewhat impressed by his fabrication abilities, not so much by the idea.
ReplyDeleteAnd it has three wheels, so I'd say it's a tricycle.
Ah, all of the objections you gentlemen raised are answered in the longer, more detailed video, available from Paco Enterprises DIY, Inc. for just five dollars and two box-tops.
ReplyDeleteFive dollars, and two box-tops from the Paco Enteprises line of $100 Cuban cigars, right?
ReplyDeleteThose machines aren't entirely useless. They could keep me mesmerised for hours on end.
ReplyDeleteR-man: That's right! Jump on this deal now!
ReplyDeleteGregory: I kind of like the automatic self-smoker. Since I no longer indulge myself in tobacco, maybe I could get away with a little second hand smoke.
ReplyDelete[Mrs. Paco's voice in the background]: No you couldn't.
Was Mrs Paco's voice coming from the background, or from inside your head?
ReplyDeleteBe honest now.
That's right! Jump on this deal now!
ReplyDeleteOkay, that's not so bad. I was afraid they might want the box-tops from the $500 El Comandante Limited Edition personally autographed cigars!
Those are getting hard to find!
[Mrs. Paco's voice] Does it matter? Mwahahahaha!!!!
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