I've been focusing on psychopathic mockingbirds, but I may need to start focusing on these things: "Firefighters help remove 12-foot alligator lunging at cars in the road".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
I've been focusing on psychopathic mockingbirds, but I may need to start focusing on these things: "Firefighters help remove 12-foot alligator lunging at cars in the road".
H/T: Mrs. Paco
9 comments:
Okay, I'm all for saving wildlife an all, but a 12 foot alligator? Come on, people. Fried gator bites. Shoes. Handbags. They aren't endangered anymore.
They aren't endangered anymore.
I'm beginning to feel kind of endangered.
Buck up, Mr. Paco sir. As Scarlet O'Hara said, tomorrow is another day.
Tomorrow's local headlines: "Rabid rats developing unforeseen lock-picking skills".
If that gator could speak he might be saying 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!'
What they didn't know was, the gator had a big date that night and wanted to wash off the swamp smell with some clean water.
If the date went well for him, there'll be a bunch of baby gators running around in a few months.
You'd be the wrong kind of endangered. White, male, and Conservative.
People, the question really is, “Why did the alligator cross the road?”
It crossed the road to get to a small adorable puppy.
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