...and I still haven't heard a splash: "Ousted Speaker John Boehner Emerges as ‘Quiet Mentor,’ ‘Surprising Tutor’ to Mike Johnson".
Boehner will have Johnson drunk and throwing up in a booth at Bobby Van's Steakhouse before you know it.
"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
...and I still haven't heard a splash: "Ousted Speaker John Boehner Emerges as ‘Quiet Mentor,’ ‘Surprising Tutor’ to Mike Johnson".
Boehner will have Johnson drunk and throwing up in a booth at Bobby Van's Steakhouse before you know it.
I'm shocked!!!
ReplyDeleteOr they might text each other. A write up of that would be a good scenario for the Paco treatment.
ReplyDeleteEither have him throwing up in a steak house booth, or teaching him how to bring on the tears when he gets crossed. Or both. The tearfest might require copious amounts of alcohol, at which good ol' John excelled.
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