"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
A jug of Ernesto Y Julio burgundy goes best with the violent parts of the collapse, chablis for when you're hiding from roving bands. MD2020 for when you say, effitall, I'm taking some with me.
V: You're now the official sommelier of Paco Enterprises. I'll be sending you a tastevin shortly. I couldn't find one at Walmart, so I'm substituting a lid from a pickle jar. But it will be a lid from a jar of name-brand pickles, not any of that Great Value stuff.
Stephen: As with all things, Paco Enteprises will be going for quantity, not quality.
R-man: I dunno. He's still got an uninjured leg. Not sure if that affects the statistical probabilities.
Actually, I prefer that Slow Joe just dump cash into the oceans. It's a lot less silly than deploying all those troops and equipment just so the world could watch America face plant in Gaza.
That said, yes, sometimes the memes just write themselves!
Best wine, societal collapse.
ReplyDeleteOkay, forget the lame-a$$ gay bottles. That wine is coming in either a gallon jug, or a box. Don't freakin' deny it, you know it's true.
A jug of Ernesto Y Julio burgundy goes best with the violent parts of the collapse, chablis for when you're hiding from roving bands.
ReplyDeleteMD2020 for when you say, effitall, I'm taking some with me.
Dogs: The original Roomba.
I'm giggling too much to pick one. I love Sundays.
ReplyDeleteRescue FAIL.
ReplyDeleteThe odds of him ever doing that again just moved a whole lot closer to zero.
V: You're now the official sommelier of Paco Enterprises. I'll be sending you a tastevin shortly. I couldn't find one at Walmart, so I'm substituting a lid from a pickle jar. But it will be a lid from a jar of name-brand pickles, not any of that Great Value stuff.
ReplyDeleteStephen: As with all things, Paco Enteprises will be going for quantity, not quality.
R-man: I dunno. He's still got an uninjured leg. Not sure if that affects the statistical probabilities.
Rebecca: The Sunday funnies staff aims to please!
Actually, I prefer that Slow Joe just dump cash into the oceans. It's a lot less silly than deploying all those troops and equipment just so the world could watch America face plant in Gaza.
ReplyDeleteThat said, yes, sometimes the memes just write themselves!