Wednesday, September 18, 2024

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How do the Amish communicate with each other? These Muslim terrorists better study up on that, since modern technology doesn't seem to agree with them. 

10 comments:

  1. I believe that the Amish communicate using organic sound wave technology, supplemented by visual data recorded on a special medium often (but not always) made from ground wood chips, mashed to a pulp in water, and then formed into flat sheets.

    Very reliable technology, I'm told. But slow.

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  2. I'm betting the number of Luddites in Hezbollah has increased exponentially in the last few days.

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  3. Good thing the Vienna Boys Choir is hiring.

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  4. Typical thoughtless terrorist left the seat up.

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  5. I read somewhere today that they have a new name: Hezballess.

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  6. What's with the open food can and soda bottle on the left. It looks like the remnants of a fork as well He was eating his lunch on the throne. Classy!

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  7. I think Jeff's is right as far as personal communication, but as a business practice the Amish have cell phones.
    the terrorists may have to switch to paper and couriers, maybe Morse code, telegraph, semaphore with lights or flags; wartime communications existed before technology.

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  8. Have you seen they're calling it Operation Grim Beeper?
    Hilarious.

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