Monday, February 17, 2025

Hey, potential good news for great-great-great-great grandpa Solomon

The fact that he was laid to rest in a Confederate P.O.W. cemetery near Elmira, New York in 1865 apparently doesn't mean he can't collect social security - well, until now, anyway: "Elon Musk’s DOGE Team Uncovers Over 25 Million People Ages 100+ in Social Security Database, Some Older Than the Constitution".

4 comments:

  1. How is it possible for there to be a social security recipient without a social security number, since it wasn’t instituted until 1936? Somebody’s been skimming.

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  2. Listen, if you're a voter you deserve social security.
    It's right there in the interstate commerce clause.

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    1. Later edit
      Or maybe the pursuit of happiness clause.

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    2. That's what I was thinking, too. They've been voting for the Dimocrats all those years, they should get some benefits for it.

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