That's not the anatomical analogy I would have used, but it'll do

"Is The FBI Now An Arm Of The Democratic Party?"

We're bypassing the South American banana republic model and heading straight for the African tribal dictatorship template.

When's the last time Tim Kaine was tested for drugs?

I'm continuing to maintain my perfect record of not watching the debates, but, based on reports, Democratic VP candidate Tim Kaine apparently came across like a meth head who desperately needed his next fix.


"Give me your cash or I'll scratch your eyes out!"

The Department of Just-Us strikes again

DOJ drops charges against an arms dealer when it becomes apparent that disclosures would embarrass the Red Queen.

Sweet!

I'm now a "pernicious, corrupting influence"!

And deplorable. Don't forget deplorable.

BTW, this pernicious, corrupting influence just located the long-sought-after Henry lever action rifle chambered in .41 Magnum, for sale and in stock at an online firearms dealer (currently, I believe, it is the only rifle being manufactured in this caliber). Can't wait to get my hands on it.

Well, there goes the basement vote

Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders agree: Sanders' supporters live in their parents' basements.

Hey, your honor, just in case the ATF comes looking, that's where mine already are

"Oregon Judge: All Guns In U.S. Should Be Dumped In Ocean".

Sunday funnies

In the war of Pokemon burgers, Australia wins hands down.

Ah ha! That must be my problem: Witzelsucht.

A handgun would be more efficient: "A Missouri dad fended off an armed home intruder by hurling his 30-pound TV at the would-be robber and charging at him."

The science is settled: "A math professor has worked out an equation to calculate how long into a car journey it takes a child to ask: 'Are we nearly there yet?'"

Best police report ever (be sure to click to enlarge)...