Saturday, May 2, 2009

It’s Like De Umpire Says, See? “Play Ball”

So, Mr Hedge Fund Guy, youse don’t like takin’ a haircut on your investment in Chrysler, is dat what you’re sayin’? Well, listen, ya schmuck ya, let me tell yez about de new math. Nah, nah, I ain’t talkin’ about yields and retoin on investment and de rest a’ dat crap. I’m talkin’ about de political math, see? De Democrats control de White House and both houses a’ Congress, dat’s all youse need to know.

Say, ain’t dat de path down to de stables where ya keep de t’oroughbred horses? What’s dat? Youse’ll sign on de dotted line? Ok, den; now you’re bein’ smart.


RebeccaH said...

With Don Obama and his gun moll, Nancy Pelosi, and their bagman Harry Reid, in charge, this country is going straight into the toilet.

Paco said...

We need an Eliot Ness.

Paco said...

BTW, the photo is of Hymie Weiss, one-time boss of Chicago's Northside, and, reputedly, the only man Al Capone actually feared.