Saturday, August 1, 2009

Sunday Funny


“Say, Hillary, I saw a ballerina one time who had feet just like yours. Have you ever seen Fantasia?”

Or, alternatively...

"It's not an illusion, Rahm. My cojones are bigger than yours."

Or...

Biden: "My hair plugs are better than Rahm's, I'm pretty sure. I mean, just look at those cheap, discount things. What an embarrassment. His plugs look like a transplant from a sheep's ass; you can even see the dags!"

5 comments:

JeffS said...

"Why is Rahm looking at her, and not me? What's Hillary got that I don't?"

RebeccaH said...

Hillary: Is he looking at my breasts? Is he? Fine! Yes, you pervert, gravity is winning!

Bob Belvedere said...

Rahm 'The Enforcer' Emanuel: I know dis broad's got a pair down dere. Bigger den da Bosses, that's for friggin' sure

Joe Hill Biden: I've got a lovley bunch of coconuts.

kc said...

Still giggling after I clean the keyboard...

Rahmmmm: "The long jacket makes it impossible to tell..."

Joey Boy: "Hey! THERE you are!"

Hillary: "Men..."

Minicapt said...

Hill: i have an iPod, ... with special accessories.
Rahm: Yeah? Sure! SHow me.
Joe: I had a look at it; it wouldn't fit me.

ohmibod: http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html
(safe for work? who cares ... I don't)

Cheers