I'm thinking of using these slogans (each one will, of course, have the preamble, "Vote for Paco"):
He'll treat your money like it's his own.Let's get these posters up, pronto!
Isn't it time for a president whose head doesn't look like a soup tureen?
Born in the USA (certified copy of birth certificate available on request)
He'll sit around doing nothing for half the current presidential salary
He'll never bow to foreign potentates (although he may pistol whip them if they piss him off)
Update: I receive my first big endorsement!
Update II: Nothing like a little opposition to get some free publicity.
Update III: The momentum builds!
Update IV: Another endorsement!