Tuesday, January 24, 2017

How about this?

Senior Secret Service agent Kerry O'Grady has opined, via Facebook, that she'd rather do jail time than take a bullet for Trump.

Ace has already called for her head, as has Veeshir, and that's an entirely appropriate response. But I've got an alternative suggestion that would enable Ms. O'Grady to return to a sense of her duty while also permitting her to express her political opinions openly. My suggestion? Let her keep her job, but whenever she's assigned to protect somebody whose politics she doesn't like, require her to wear a giant vagina costume made of Kevlar.

There you go; problem solved.


rinardman said...

Can you say "career suicide"?

Holding My Nose said...

Permanently assign her to Hillary's protection detail.

RebeccaH said...

Clearly Senior Agent Kerry O'Grady can't be trusted to do her job. The Secret Service must have other jobs she can do: cleaning the toilets in the White House basement perhaps?

Gregoryno6 said...

What Holding My Nose said. They sound perfect for each other.
Plus, she gets the unwelcome attentions of the Arkansas Oglemeister.

Deborah said...

Great idea, but make those toilets in the basement of the outermost, almost-forgotten post.