Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Haymaker Collective.
I do not, by any means, wish to diminish the very real dangers posed by leftist fanaticism; the stalking and shooting of Republicans on a baseball field in the DC area underscores the fact that these people have the potential to be a genuine threat. But I have to say, I am not greatly impressed by the martial prowess of the Haymakers.
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Oh no! The “Haymaker Collective” is only about 250 miles away from me!
ReplyDeleteWhat'll I do?
I wouldn't worry. I mean, how many of 'em can actually fit in a Prius? Maybe five? I'm sure you're more than a match for such a paltry number of slap fighters should they come for you.
ReplyDeleteIf they're not careful, they may become self reliant and find government nannyism distasteful.
ReplyDeleteTwo or three generations may be required.
Nah, it would cut into their gaming, blogging, social media time.
DeleteJeebus, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Where was the lesson on how to hit someone with your purse?
ReplyDeleteYou can see the results of decades of making it illegal for 8 year olds to fight.
ReplyDeleteHeck, when I was 8 I probably could have taken most of them and I spent elementary school getting my ass kicked.