Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Meet the shock troops of the resistance

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the Haymaker Collective.

I do not, by any means, wish to diminish the very real dangers posed by leftist fanaticism; the stalking and shooting of Republicans on a baseball field in the DC area underscores the fact that these people have the potential to be a genuine threat. But I have to say, I am not greatly impressed by the martial prowess of the Haymakers.


rinardman said...

Oh no! The “Haymaker Collective” is only about 250 miles away from me!

What'll I do?

Paco said...

I wouldn't worry. I mean, how many of 'em can actually fit in a Prius? Maybe five? I'm sure you're more than a match for such a paltry number of slap fighters should they come for you.

Jonah said...

If they're not careful, they may become self reliant and find government nannyism distasteful.

Two or three generations may be required.

RebeccaH said...

Jeebus, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Where was the lesson on how to hit someone with your purse?

Deborah said...

Nah, it would cut into their gaming, blogging, social media time.

Veeshir said...

You can see the results of decades of making it illegal for 8 year olds to fight.

Heck, when I was 8 I probably could have taken most of them and I spent elementary school getting my ass kicked.