...it's enough to make you think that perhaps man is not God's last word on the subject: "Santa Barbara Authorizes Jail Time for Handing Out Straws".
Watch for the emergence of powerful bootleg straw gangs, fighting tooth and nail over sucking territories.
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A Dairy Queen milkshake spoon? It's got to have at least 4 times as much plastic.
So two years in prison for those after school terrorists.
I wonder how many "environmentalists" have been out hammering straws up turtle noses.
They'll insist on a return to 'environmentally friendly' paper straws. Until they realize you have to cut down trees to make those.
Insert "it's the last straw" joke, here.
Yet again I try to imagine going back to 1950 and trying to explain today.
This makes me wonder if they'd prescribe electro-shock therapy or a lobotomy to cure my obvious insanity.
Yet another worthless but "feels good" gesture from the useful idiots saturating western civilization.
God save us from do-gooders.
Not plastic straws - Santa Barbara has criminalized all straws. No idea if it's intentional or just sloppy writing...
Who am I kidding? Whatever the proximate cause, the underlying one is officious stupidity.
Rebecca,
Not do gooders; idiotic busybodies.
If an illegal passes out straws, will he/she be fined and jailed?
There are days (rarer than blue moons) when I wish we were in Los Angeles, so we could drive up to beautiful Santa Barbara to hand out straws.
We found 25 packs of straws at Walmart today. Festive summer colors. We bought 3 packs. First they came for our light bulbs... Resist!
Straws are 0.02 percent of the plastic that ends up in the ocean. The USA is responsible for 1 percent of all plastic in the ocean. Plastic straws are the new mole hill.
From my cold dead lips!
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