Chuck Norris is sponsoring a combination 5k race and Chuck Norris look-alike contest.
Today's Chuck Norris fact: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
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Look-alikes should have to pass a skill test to take the trophy. This is not to say that the contestant would have to meet one of "Chuck" standards, because no one except Chuck can.
ReplyDelete"Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box."
Good one, Paco!
Deb: That's just one of many, er, documented facts you can find on the internet.
ReplyDeleteI think the runners ought to have to stop every 50 yards or so and do a roundhouse kick.
Sounds good! Don't you want to see the starting lineup of that race. Someone who unwittingly wandered onto the scene might think of giving up whatever liquid or inhalation recreation they do.
DeleteIs there anything Chuck Norris can't do?
ReplyDeleteNo.
Chuck Norris has only two facial expressions. One of which has never been seen.
ReplyDeleteQ: Who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?
A: Chuck Norris.
Haha. Also 'One of which has never been seen' haw!
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