"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He suffocates them with the weight of his stare.
I liked the puppy blender's "Glock is wearing a Chuck Norris."
Nobody needs to fire a Glock anymore. Chuck Norris speaks for them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He suffocates them with the weight of his stare.
I liked the puppy blender's "Glock is wearing a Chuck Norris."
Nobody needs to fire a Glock anymore. Chuck Norris speaks for them.
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