Saturday, April 13, 2019

Sounds natural

"Chuck Norris Named Glock Spokesman".

Today's Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

3 comments:

  1. Chuck Norris doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He suffocates them with the weight of his stare.

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  2. I liked the puppy blender's "Glock is wearing a Chuck Norris."

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  3. Nobody needs to fire a Glock anymore. Chuck Norris speaks for them.

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