The late, great John Pinette:
The march of progress:
T-shirt of the week (courtesy of Bad Idea T-Shirts):
Why it's important that you don't suck at math.
From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures":
Chris Cuomo's Aunt Teresa makes the mistake of calling him Fredo:
The great donut hole conspiracy. Why didn't Ralph Nader tell us about this?
ReplyDeleteDuly stolen, Bruce. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteBut, but... doesn't "shrinking donut hole" mean more donut?
ReplyDeleteSpiny: Yes. That's why I titled it "The march of progress". The ultimate goal of mankind should be to eliminate the hole altogether.
ReplyDeleteThe ultimate goal of mankind should be to eliminate the hole altogether.
ReplyDeleteThen the donut can be whole.
Then the donut can be whole.
ReplyDeleteAnd can then be filled with different flavors of tasty jelly!
Precisely.
ReplyDeleteBut then how are you gonna get delicious, bite-sized doughnut holes ?
ReplyDeleteDonuts should come with perforations in a circular pattern at the center, so that consumers who like donut holes can punch out their own; or, alternatively, molds should be developed to shape donut holes. The technology is within our grasp!
ReplyDeleteYou'd probably buy pre-wacked snakes too.
DeleteI'm a traditionalist.
As a former Dunkin Donuts baker I will say there are ways to make doughnut-less holes, but I never liked them.
Stop, stop, I'm trying to drink coffee.
ReplyDeleteDonut coffee mug - outstanding idea!
ReplyDeleteDonut coffee mug: another Paco Enterprises best-seller.
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