Saturday, August 17, 2019
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
13 comments:
The great donut hole conspiracy. Why didn't Ralph Nader tell us about this?
Duly stolen, Bruce. Thank you!
But, but... doesn't "shrinking donut hole" mean more donut?
Spiny: Yes. That's why I titled it "The march of progress". The ultimate goal of mankind should be to eliminate the hole altogether.
The ultimate goal of mankind should be to eliminate the hole altogether.
Then the donut can be whole.
Then the donut can be whole.
And can then be filled with different flavors of tasty jelly!
Precisely.
But then how are you gonna get delicious, bite-sized doughnut holes ?
Donuts should come with perforations in a circular pattern at the center, so that consumers who like donut holes can punch out their own; or, alternatively, molds should be developed to shape donut holes. The technology is within our grasp!
Stop, stop, I'm trying to drink coffee.
Donut coffee mug - outstanding idea!
You'd probably buy pre-wacked snakes too.
I'm a traditionalist.
As a former Dunkin Donuts baker I will say there are ways to make doughnut-less holes, but I never liked them.
Donut coffee mug: another Paco Enterprises best-seller.
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