Friday, December 13, 2019

Great opportunity for regular readers

You saw it here first, folks! The Pistol Art Collective Online is proud to offer for auction the following work of art, made possible by our own Rinardman:



Let him describe this amazing contribution to the western, er, canon of art in his own words:
I thought you might be interested in the latest acquisition at the rinardman FRAUD* Art Gallery. It's titled "Duct tape and gun", and bidding for the unique artwork starts at $150,000. Sure, you can get a banana for $115,000, but this is a real gun, so the value is adjusted accordingly.

*Firearm Related Art Under Development
Get your sealed bids in now (note the reserve of $150,000).

Oh, and in your face, Sotheby's!

(Cannot be shipped to New York, Maryland, Illinois, California and, possibly, Virginia)

7 comments:

bruce said...

I'd bid for the duct tape.

rinardman said...

bruce, the winning bidder gets the duct tape, the gun, the wall it's attached to, and the house that contains the wall. All included.

And, you don't have to worry about the authenticity of this piece, rest assured it's a genuine FRAUD. It's not one of those Chinese knockoffs, that are a just a toy pistol taped to a piece of cardboard!

bruce said...

I dunno, some guy offered me a bridge which would make a good income. I need some duct tape tho.

Jonah said...

I'll pass if I have to eat the gun.

JeffS said...

Hmmmmmm ...... maybe Bloomberg will buy, just to get that toy pistol off the streets, hey?

Paco said...

I wonder how many works of art it would take to bankrupt him.

RebeccaH said...

Wow, what a great piece of art, and you can be sure it won't rot and people won't try to eat it. Bruce, you can start up a GoFundMe account for duct tape, guaranteed money for nothing.