Tuesday, March 23, 2021

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14 comments:

  1. NO! Not the platypuses! Those unique cute characters. Perish the thought of makking them into fritters. Go pick on the salties, not the cuties.

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  2. Deborah, I think the plural of platypus is platy-pie, another excellent culinary treat.

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    1. According to the Internet rules you have to make an error when correcting someone else's error.
      Platypi.

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    2. Thank you. In my brief research, the generally accepted plural is platypuses, although Latinist use platypie or platypi. I figure that as long as the intention is understood, then the goal of communication is achieved. That's the objective afterall.

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  3. Tastes like a cross between duck and beaver.

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  4. Deborah, like nearly every animal in Oz, except possibly some of the sheep (probably because they are not indigenous), the platypus has a venomous stinger. Actually, a venomous spur on the hind feet.

    I think the drop bear is non-venomous. As though that's any consolation when it shreds you with its six inch talons. And crushes your skull in its mandibles of doom.

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    1. A venomous stinger wouldn't stop a true gourmet. Think Fugu.

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  5. Duckbill l'orange! With a side order of scrambled echidna eggs. Yum!

    I think drop bear cubs are supposed to be kinda cute, though, aren't they?

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  6. Yes, Paco, drop bear cubs are very cute but they keep climbing out of the soup saucepans, with attitudes.

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  7. I can see how that sort of thing might not favorably dispose the beasts toward humans.

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  8. As a Boy, I would sit quietly by the creek, thinking.
    In the gloaming they would emerge and play.
    Wonderful memories, they knew me and trusted me.
    Wind in the willows, lucky child. Platypus
    Uncle Ron from Australia.

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  9. Australians are a tough breed. They use the venomous stingers to pick their teeth.

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  10. Reading all this made me hungry. I think I need a sandwich.

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