...that Paco Enterprises' subsidiary, Progressive American Charitable Organizations, has terminated the employment of marketing VP Sir Maejor Page. We take very seriously the very first line of our standard employment contract: "If you are caught in the process of separating leftist idiots from their money, we will be compelled to deny any knowledge of your activities".
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House? Okay. Guns? Well, obviously. Prostitute? Sure, why not.
ReplyDeleteI see his problem. Didn't save any for a lawyer.
He also forgot the bribes.
ReplyDeleteToo many people forget to spread the wealth.
And the culpability.
He could have had some Dems as accessories before and after the fact. They'd have quashed any investigation and media coverage.
Yeah, our local BLM group splintered after some donors (who threw serious cash their way) starting asking questions about how the money was being used.
ReplyDeleteAmazingly, it was all spent without any records.
Imagine that.
Hey i donated 5 dollars because like he's obviously underprivileged right?
ReplyDeleteThis *is* my shocked face.
ReplyDeleteJust because some rubes got taken for their charitable donations doesn't mean they've learned a single thing. They'll just throw money at a different "cause" that makes them feel virtuous.
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