I tried counting sheep to get to sleep one time; didn't work at all (H/T: David Thompson).
Or it could be a levitating bottle cap (H/T: Ditto)
I don't blame the little guy (H/T: Ditto II).
When I worked for the government, Ron Swanson was my hero and role model.
From Powerline's "The Week in Pictures".
The air support one is both very funny and really not funny at all because it's probably from a powerpoint presentation shown at the Pentagon.
ReplyDeleteThat would be cool but having it make that noise when you get an erection would make for some pretty awkward teenage years.
The Ron Swanson tactic should be the one we all use when a Karen comes raging. It would drive them all over the edge until they're hauled away and we'd never have to deal with them again.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I know the point is Ron Swanson rotating his chair away from the Karen.
ReplyDeleteBut I am still hung up on the woman complaining about the sign saying not to drink the sprinkler water, so she made sun tea with it. Because if that is not taken directly from an actual complaint, you still know it happened somewhere.
Many places you see signs along the roadside landscaping advising you that the sprinkler water is not potable. I bet those signs are a complete waste of money.
Well I liked the levitating bottle cap. But can't remember when I last had enough hair to do that.
ReplyDelete- My first day in Chennai India where everyone is *very* brown, I walked hatless by the beach and a crow landed on my shiny white head, maybe thinking it was a big juicy melon or something. Never went hatless after that.