But if it is, it will probably wind up being the greatest achievement of this administration: "Biden Executes Perhaps the Most Pathetic Brag in Presidential History".
That's right folks, that is not a typo: the cost of a 4th of July cookout is down a whopping 16 cents from last year. As the author of the post explains, this datum is most likely fake. But what a trivial thing to crow about, in any event.
Apropos of nothing in particular, I'd like to see a summit meeting featuring the reconciliation of Joe Biden and Corn Pop. The 4th of July would be nice. Maybe they can smoke a peace bong (I'm sure Hunter can provide one).
That's only if you can have a cookout.
ReplyDeleteIt also doesn't count the cost of the double mask and vaccine card.
That's besides the fact that, like everything any of our fine betters say, it's a lie.
I suppose it depends on how you pick and choose the menu. Hmmm... quinoa, kale, arugula, and tofu sliders on gluten free buns?
ReplyDeleteYou know damn well that menu won't include ribeyes, or even probably ribs or chicken.
Wow, just like getting another stimulus check!
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