...as a member of the Trumpenproletariat - and, therefore, only one or two sarcastic posts away from being arrested by DHS - should I get tattoos of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Nancy Pelosi? George Floyd and Anthony Fauci? Whaddaya think?
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On your butt, sure.
ReplyDeleteThat way, theiy sycophants will know where to kiss.
And if they don't, I'll inform on them to the warden.
ReplyDeleteMe: Comrade warden, it is my duty, even as a prisoner, to inform you that Comrade Guard Lezgo Brandon is lacking in revolutionary zeal.
Warden: How is that, Number 2777981?
Me: When I mooned him, he declined to declare his adoration of comrade Biden.
Warden: In what way was his adoration deficient?
Me: He did not bus my gluteus maximus.
Warden: Is this true, comrade Brandon?
Guard: Well, you see, comrade warden...
Warden: Comrade Brandon! You will pucker up, immediately!
Me: I'm sure comrade Warden can show you how it's done.
Warden: Er...
Meant to say, Trumpenproletariat is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAs is Comrade Lezgo Brandon.
Thankee.
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