Saturday, November 27, 2021

Pravda, New York times, what's the difference?

 

Well, they can't dress Biden up in a military uniform; that would be over the top even for his cabal of minders. Let's see...he's always jabbering about commuting to D.C. from Delaware on Amtrack. How about this?


I can see him in the Oval Office now...

8 comments:

smitty1e said...

I've called the NYeT "Pravda on the Hudson" for years.

Paco said...

That it is!

RebeccaH said...

Dressing Dopey Joe up as a train conductor would be an insult to train conductors. I suggest dressing him up as a lifeguard and giving him a rubber ducky to play with. That at least might trigger some real memories instead of the made up ones he's famous for.

Paco said...

I don't know. I think some of his "real" memories may be bunk, too.

Stephen Skubinna said...

I expect Slow Joe could transfix us all with stories of him scaling the cliffs at Pont du Hoc with the Rangers at Normandy, or fighting it out with Charlie house to house in Hue during Tet, or the time he planted a thousand pound bomb on the flight deck of Akagi at Midway...

Veeshir said...

In Pravda's defense, they were forced to do it, the NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSNBCetc. do it for love.

Give me five minutes with his teleprompter and he'll tell about the time he loaded 500 lb bombs on Zeroes on the Akagi's flight deck on December 6th, 1941.
Then took a train to Delaware.

Paco said...

I want to hear more about how he led the Jets to victory over Corn Pop and rival gang, the Sharks.

JeffS said...

I’ve long referred to the NYT as “The Fish Wrap of Choice “.