"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Thursday, May 5, 2022
Never mind, I'll get off my own lawn
On nearby Oak Island, a few miles from the Paco Command Center, stepping outside of your house to collect your mail or to water your geraniums can be quite an adventure. This is an incident from last year.
Btw, somehow my password got lost (or hacked), and I was locked out of my gmail account today. I finally wormed my way back in, but we'll see what happens tomorrow.
“Honey, how did your shift go today?”
ReplyDelete“Pretty good, dear. Just had to lasso an alligator, is all.”
But Paco! Think of the shoes and purses Paco Enterprises could sell!
ReplyDeleteBtw, somehow my password got lost (or hacked), and I was locked out of my gmail account today. I finally wormed my way back in, but we'll see what happens tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteJeffS:
ReplyDeleteSheriff: Where's the animal control officer?
Secretary: He's on sick leave today.
Sheriff: Well, send that rookie out there. It'll be good experience for him.
Rebecca: As Mike Mazurki said in The Horn Blows at Midnight: "If only I hadda knew."